School – Page 3 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #866

Jean-Baptiste-Simeon Chardin, French

Kitchen Maid Now Wondering If Maybe That Goldman Internship Was the Smarter Move, 1738

Oil on canvas

Louis-Jean-Francois Lagrenee, French

Virgin Mary’s Tiger Mom Forcing Her to Learn Calculus, 1772

Oil on canvas

Edward Poynter, English

Father Repelling Son’s Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869

Oil on canvas

Édouard Manet, French

What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861

Oil on canvas

Paul Cezanne, French

That Creepy New Kid Who Sits Next to Me in Math, 1896

Oil on canvas

Jan Vermeer, Dutch

Crushed Young Girl, Not Even Aware You COULD Get Rejected by the University of Phoenix, 1658

Oil on canvas

Robert Campin, Flemish

Angel Helping Mary Study for Her Chiropractor’s License, 1420

Oil on wood

Nicolas Poussin, French

Tonight on “Dateline”: Shocking Preschool Hazing Rituals, 1634

Oil on canvas

Nicolas Poussin, French

Nerdy Girl Praying that Apollo Will Sign Her Yearbook, 1629

Oil on canvas

Geertgen tot Sint Jans, Dutch

Shepherd Reconsidering Whether Grad School Was Worth It, 1490

Oil on oak