MASTERPIECE #1763 Vilém Kandler, Czech “Are You Sure Tights Are the Right Look For This? You Know I Hate My Calves,” 1841 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016) Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Where the Hell is That Drawbridge Repairman? They Said Between 8 and Noon,” 1916 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1761 John Partridge, British Prince Albert, Sporting His “Royal Family Employee of the Month” Medals, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1759 Artist Unknown King Christian VIII of Denmark, Rocking the Royal Short Shorts, 1840 Engraving
MASTERPIECE #1734 Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German Butter Sculpture of the House of Habsburg, 1838 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1732 Anna Borrel, French “Wait. Before You Say Anything — I’m Sorry I Had Your Footman Executed, But I Warned Him to Stop Calling Me ‘Conehead,'” 1837 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1704 Louis-François Cassas, French “Of Course I’d Love to Live Here Forever, But ‘His Majesty’ Wants to Flip It and Downsize to a Condo,” 1822 Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #1703 Eugénie Servières, French “No Honey, I Can’t Watch the Kids. I’ve Got 2 Inquisitions, Hernando de Soto’s Performance Review, and a Codpiece Fitting,” 1822 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1669 Pierre-Nolasque Bergeret, French King Charles V, Suggesting Titian Try Using a Brush Instead of a Roller, 1808 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1642 Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian “Greetings, Your Excellency. Shall I Ask Why You’re Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?,” 1908 Mural