Royalty – Page 3 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2006

Titian, Italian

Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1995

Carl Larsson, Swedish

“Excuse Me. Are We in the Right Place For the Monarch & Me Play Group?,” 1898

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1956

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

“They Say Meghan’s Asking For an Annulment. Turns Out the Whole Thing Was Just a Publicity Stunt for the DVD Release of ‘Suits’,” 1897

Oil on panel

Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish

“Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry’s Wedding? Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back. Swimsuits Optional,” 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1906

Franz von Stuck, German

“Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1864

Juliusz Kossak, Polish

“But Your Excellency — I’m Already Giving You the Painting For 500 Bucks Under Invoice. What If I Could Get You Zero Down, No Interest For Six Months? I Need You To Work With Me Here,” 1881

Watercolor on paper