Eugene de Blaas, Italian “They Say Meghan’s Asking For an Annulment. Turns Out the Whole Thing Was Just a Publicity Stunt for the DVD Release of ‘Suits’,” 1897
Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish “Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry’s Wedding? Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back. Swimsuits Optional,” 1894
“But Your Excellency — I’m Already Giving You the Painting For 500 Bucks Under Invoice. What If I Could Get You Zero Down, No Interest For Six Months? I Need You To Work With Me Here,” 1881