Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, Swedish
Unfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work. Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn’t Notice, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1875
Category: Romance
MASTERPIECE #1866
Gustav Holweg-Glantschnigg, Austrian
This Valentine’s Day, Robert Downey, Jr. IS…”The Gondolier,” 1882
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1855
Franz Leo Ruben, German
After Yet Another Rejection, Raoul Realized He Needed a Better Pick-Up Line Than “Hey Baby, Let Me Give You My Crabs,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1844
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“You Know, Julia, I’d Really Love It If We Could See Each Other Again. And Hopefully Next Time, in Slightly More Detail,” 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1828
Berthold Woltze, German
Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1817
John Phillip, Scottish
“Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1783
Giuseppe Bezzuoli, Italian
Just To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1706
Eugénie Servières, French
“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1639
Arthur Hughes, English
“Don’t Look Now, But Those Two Studs With the Face Tats Are Totally Checking Us Out,” 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1627
José Frappa, French
Jilted Pope About to Break Into Song in “Vatican: The Musical,” 1904
Oil on wood