MASTERPIECE #1717 Michele de Napoli, Italian “Sir, We’ve Confiscated All the Enemy’s Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper. Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?,” Date Unknown Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1687 Henry Herbert La Thangue, English That Year the Easter Bunny Didn’t Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1624 Thomas Cooper Gotch, British “Come On, Now — We Had a Deal, Trevor. You Were Allowed To Have a Pet Dragon IF You Took Care of His Litter Box,” 1904Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1529 Félix-Henri Giacomotti, French “My Word, Ladies! I Heard That From Down the Hall! Which of You Just Ripped One?,” 1886 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1493 Mansel Lewis, British Old Woman Bracing Herself for Husband’s Jokes About Her ‘Stool,’ 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1409 Govaert Flinck, Dutch “Are We Finally About Done Here? Because If Not, I’m Going to Need to Use That Thing From Yesterday’s Comic,” 1650s Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1405 Gerrit Dou, Dutch Poor Granny, Found Drinking From the Chamber Pot Again, 1635 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1323 William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish Napoleon, Pissed That His Crew Keeps Calling Him “Bonerfarte,” 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1178 James Tissot, French Enterprising Street Urchin Making Fart Noises for Tips, 1862 Oil on canvas