MASTERPIECE #2081 Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian Bride Who Apparently Ate at the Same Mexican Place They Did in “Bridesmaids,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1970 Henri Adolphe Laissement, French “Hear That? I Think Somebody Just Found the Fake Dog Poop in His Pope Hat,” 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1943 Charles Alexander Smith, Canadian “Unfortunately Ladies and Gentlemen, Our First Speaker Appears To Be Delayed. Could Somebody Please Check Those Portapotties Back There?,” 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1909 Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1890 Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German“Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship’s Chamber Pot,” 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1879 Emanuel Salomon Friedberg-MÃrohorsky, Czech “Okay, Let’s Take a Vote. All in Favor of Moving the Town Sewage Plant a Little Further Downwind, Say Aye,” 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1871 Jan Victors, Dutch Gabriel’s Unfortunate Tendency To Break Wind Upon Takeoff Would Come Back To Haunt Him At Bonus Time, 1649 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1826 Francisco de Goya, Spanish Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1818 Alfred Provis, British “Don’t Worry, Eddie. He’s Got To Poop Eventually. And Then You’ll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1780 Paul Delaroche, French When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848 Oil on canvas