MASTERPIECE #852 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Put That Damn iPhone Away and Take Your Daughter Fishing, 1670 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #727 Edward Poynter, English Sea Nymph Cursing AT&T for Her Crappy Shell Reception, 1914 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #670 John Singleton Copley, American Guess Who Just Scored Betsy Ross’s Digits, 1764 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #634 Johann Michael Neder, Austrian Amish Teen’s Raunchy Snapchat Selfie, 1836 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #570 Pierre Puvis de Chavannes, French Woman Using Speakerphone on Her New Apple iSkull, 1869 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #569 Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian Medusa, Getting Another Tweet from Anthony Weiner, 1595 Oil on canvas on wood
MASTERPIECE #196 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Never You Mind What I’m Wearing. How Did You Get This Number?, 1885 Oil on canvas