MASTERPIECE #1580 Peder Severin Kroyer, Norwegian-Danish The 1892 National Convention of the American Sausage Party, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1570 Michael Ancher, Danish Amish Bachelorette Party Enjoying a Performance by The Thunder From Down Under, 1903 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1496 Arnold Böcklin, German That Creepy Guy Who Shows Up at All of Poseidon’s Pool Parties, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1379 Heinrich von Angeli, Austrian Queen Victoria at Halftime, Wishing She’d Laid Off Those Buffalo Chicken Sliders, 1899 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2009) Bernhard Rode, German The Abstinence Society’s Christmas Party, 1745 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1296 Vasily Maximov, Russian Jennifer, Insisting on Wearing the Good Tablecloth to Prom, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1211 Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss Charades Players Somehow Unable to Guess “Statue of Liberty,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #812 Pietro Perugino, Italian Mary Insisting Her Name’s on the List for Resurrection After-Party, 1476 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #723 Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian Grandfather’s Birthday (Well, Not Really, But It’s Better Just To Humor Him), 1849 Oil on canvas