MASTERPIECE #764 Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian Peasant Woman Begging Passersby for a Condom, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #762 Friedrich Heinrich Fuger, German Catherine of Alexandria Unveiling the First Diaper Genie, 1805 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #758 Johann Georg Edlinger, Austrian The Artist Catching You Looking at His Wife’s Boob, 1800 Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #743 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Mother Discovering “Gift” Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #256 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Octomom Trying to Remember What She Did With the Other Three, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #717 Edward Poynter, English Father Repelling Son’s Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a “Whatever,” 1834 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #682 Adam Elsheimer, German Jesus’s No-Good Brother Dwayne, Still Living in the Basement at 40, 1600 Oil on panel