MASTERPIECE #1397 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch “I Swear, Mom — Harass Me One More Time About Giving You a Grandchild and I WILL Cut You,” 1644 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1381 Edmund Blair Leighton, English“Next Up, It’s a Boy King in Mint Condition, the Perfect Addition to Any Realm. Do I Hear Ten Shillings?,” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1378 Sofonisba Anguissola, Italian “Um, Hello? Mom, You Can’t Jump People in Chess,” 1555 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1369 Charles West Cope, English Three-Year-Old Who Dressed Herself Rewarded With a Dog Treat, 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1334 Vasily Maximov, Russian Father Suddenly Realizing He Left the Other Kid Back in the Shopping Cart, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1295 Rudolf Epp, German Children Sharpening Knife on Grinding Wheel (aka “Um, Where Are Your Parents?”), 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1286 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French You’ll Never Believe Who We Saw at Mommy & Me Yoga Today, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1283 William Henry Midwood, British “Relax. I’m Not Saying We SHOULD Trade Her For a New Plow. I’m Just Saying We Should Consider It,” 1875 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1203 Mary Cassatt, American The Artist Telling Her Baby What Happened to Poor Mr. Van Gogh Next Door, 1881 Oil on canvas