Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German
World’s First Drive-Thru Adoption Agency, 1858
Oil on canvas
Category: Parenting
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)
Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian
Santa Claus, Wondering if He Can Claim the Elves as Dependents, 1480
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1790
Rafael Flores, Mexican
I’m Not Saying It’s Bad, Son, But For Now Maybe You Should Just Stick With the Messiah Thing,” 1857
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1787
Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian
“Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner’s Kid,” 1863
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1764
Marie-Joséphine-Angélique Mongez, French
“Okay, I Gotta Go To Work. What Time Am I Picking Him Up From Deity Care Again?,” 1841
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1735
Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German
Portrait of a Woman Breastfeeding While Everyone Else Desperately Tries To Look Busy, 1837
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1689
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German
“I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing. He Says If There’s Not an Option for ‘Having a Supreme Being’s Child By Virgin Birth,’ You Should Just Say ‘It’s Complicated,'” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1667
Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French
How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1624
Thomas Cooper Gotch, British
“Come On, Now — We Had a Deal, Trevor. You Were Allowed To Have a Pet Dragon IF You Took Care of His Litter Box,” 1904
Watercolor
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011)
Pieter de Hooch, Dutch
We’re Gonna Go Hit the Bars. You In?, 1663
Oil on canvas