Matthias Stom, Dutch
Mary’s Parents, Visiting From Florida, 1637
Oil on canvas
Category: Parenting
MASTERPIECE #2073
James Collinson, English
“Dearest Eric: Due To That Incident With the Cat, You Are Hereby Notified That You’ve Been Traded To the Millers For One Winter’s Worth of Firewood and a Plow Mule. You’ll Find Your Bags Packed Upstairs,” 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2056
John Maler Collier, English
Lacking a Convenient Closet, When Sarah Told Her Parents She Was Gay, She Technically Came Out of the Pantry, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2046
Anne-Louis Girodet de Roussy-Trioson, French
That Time Beethoven’s Mom Forgot To Pick Him Up From Violin Practice, 1800
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2038
George Sheridan Knowles, British
“Sir, the Lab Results Came Back. The Good News Is This Gentleman IS the Baby’s Father. The Bad News Is He’s Also Its Uncle, If You Get My Drift,” 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2012
Mary Cassatt, American
Mother Deciding Once and For All They’ve Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1968
Hermann Grimm, German
(Mom, From Other Room): “Kids! I Don’t Want You Just Sitting in Front of That Painting All Day. Now Go Outside and Play!,” 1894
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS MOTHER’S DAY CLASSIC
Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French
Mama Vader, Praying This is the Mother’s Day Darth Finally Calls, 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1947
Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English
Baby Girl Taking First Steps (Toward a Lifetime of Food Issues), ca. 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1940
Kuroda Seiki, Japanese
“Yes Mom, I’m Geisha. Openly Geisha. So You and Dad Are Just Going To Have To Deal With It,” 1893
Oil on canvas