MASTERPIECE #1973 Walter Dendy Sadler, English “For He’s Got Male-Pattern Baldness…,” Before 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1953 August Knoop, German Mortimer Had the Annoying Habit of Refusing To Look at His Cards Until After He’d Tried To Read Them Telepathically, 1894 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1885 Arthur Hughes, English “You’d Just Better Hope He Doesn’t Try That Revenge Porn Crap. That’s What Happened To Me,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1858 Christian Krohg, Norwegian“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1715 Ludwig August Most, PolishThat Time Grandma Lost Her Train of Thought in the Middle of a Story and We All Just Sat There For Like 10 Minutes, 1845 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1708 Louis-Léopold Boilly, French“I’m Warning You, Travis. Interrupt the Story Again and I’m Going to Shove This Shawl Where the Sun Don’t Shine,” 1824 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1574 Albert Anker, Swiss “Hmm. I Suppose the Fact I’ve Wet Myself Means I’ve Had Enough Tea,” 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1405 Gerrit Dou, Dutch Poor Granny, Found Drinking From the Chamber Pot Again, 1635 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1398 Wilhelm Leibl, German Spinning Trump’s Lucky Super Tuesday Toupee, 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1397 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch “I Swear, Mom — Harass Me One More Time About Giving You a Grandchild and I WILL Cut You,” 1644 Oil on canvas