Nuns – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1665

Fleury François Richard, French

“Yes, Polly, You’ve Made It Quite Clear What You Want. But the Proper Term Is ‘Communion Wafer,'” 1804

Oil on canvas

John Everett Millais, English

Nuns Burying Victim of Unfortunate Ruler “Accident,” 1858

Oil on canvas

Nicolae Vermont, Romanian

Parishioner Trying to Hide From That Nun Who Keeps Grabbing His Ass, 1900

Oil on canvas

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Where Will YOU Be When Your Laxative Starts Working?, 1883

Oil on canvas

Pascal-Adolphe-Jean Dagnan-Bouveret, French

Matthew McConaughey in “The Sound of Music,” 1887

Oil on canvas

Jehan Georges Vibert, French

Sister Agatha, Still Coming in Too Early on the “No Treble” Part, 1865

Oil on panel

Rogier van der Weyden, Netherlandish

Nun Questions Her Decision To Request a Pat-Down at the TSA Security Line, 1460

Oil on panel

{Special guest posting by “Janet”}

Pietro Bianchi, Italian

Nuns Catching St. Francis Sporting a Massive Wedgie, 1728

Oil on canvas

Andrea del Sarto, Italian

Checking Out That Smokin’ New Nun, 1528

Tempera on wood

George Dunlop Leslie, English

Mother Superior On the Warpath for Whoever Stole Her Ukulele, 1865

Oil on canvas