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MASTERPIECE #2148

Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French

“I Suggest You Hurry Up and Finish Painting Me. There’s a Park Ranger Coming and He Looks Pissed,” 1859

Oil on canvas

William Bouguereau, French

“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850

Oil on canvas

Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French

Not What I Meant When I Said Grandpa Needs Full-Time Nursing, 1767

Oil on canvas

Michael Ancher, Danish

Amish Bachelorette Party Enjoying a Performance by The Thunder From Down Under, 1903

Oil on canvas

François-Louis Dejuinne, French

“Tell You What, Gentlemen. Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don’t You Take Your Tops Off?,” 1821

Oil on canvas

Titian, Italian

Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553

Oil on canvas

Il Sodoma, Italian

The Ancient Athens Women’s Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525

Oil on canvas

Marian Wawrzeniecki, Polish

That Look When You Show Up at a Party and Realize You’re the Only One Who Came in Costume, 1898

Oil on canvas

José Jiménez Aranda, Spanish

SIGN: “If Found, Please Return This Exotic Dancer To the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club on Piedmont Ave. $500 Reward! (All in Singles),” 1897

Oil on canvas

Lovis Corinth, German

Why I Stopped Serving Booze at My 4th of July Barbecues, 1896

Oil on canvas