Nudity – Page 7 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2204

Edward Burne-Jones, British

“Just Stay Perfectly Still, Honey, and I Think We’ll Be Okay. Whatever You Do, Do NOT Make Direct Eye Contact,” ca. 1887

Oil on canvas

Théobald Chartran, French

Legendary Blues Guitarist 34B.B. King, 1879

Oil on canvas

Eugène Fichel, French

“Don’t Get Me Wrong — It’s Great. I Just Wish You Had Told Me You Were Painting Me As a Nude,” 1871

Oil on panel

Anselm Feuerbach, German

The ~~Judgment~~ Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870

Oil on canvas

Léon Belly, French

“I’m Flattered, But You’re Wasting Your Time, Ladies. My Sail Blows To the Starboard Side, If You Know What I Mean,” 1867

Oil on canvas

Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French

“I Suggest You Hurry Up and Finish Painting Me. There’s a Park Ranger Coming and He Looks Pissed,” 1859

Oil on canvas

William Bouguereau, French

“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850

Oil on canvas

Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French

Not What I Meant When I Said Grandpa Needs Full-Time Nursing, 1767

Oil on canvas

Michael Ancher, Danish

Amish Bachelorette Party Enjoying a Performance by The Thunder From Down Under, 1903

Oil on canvas

François-Louis Dejuinne, French

“Tell You What, Gentlemen. Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don’t You Take Your Tops Off?,” 1821

Oil on canvas