MASTERPIECE #614 Albrecht Durer, German Portrait Of My Psycho Ex-Girlfriend (Just Trying to Get Attention), 1518 Oil on linden
MASTERPIECE #610 Angelo Bronzino, Italian Neptune Posing for the Men of Mount Olympus Swimsuit Calendar, 1540 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #593 Jan van Hemessen, Flemish Mary Magdalene Realizing It’s Probably Time She Got Curtains, 1625 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #590 Robert Campin, Flemish Pope Gregory XII Getting Male Strip-o-Gram For His Birthday, 1440 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #575 Raffaello Sanzio, Italian Women Forced to Consult Magic 8 Balls for Advice, Now that Oprah’s Gone, 1504 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #194 Luis Ricardo Falero, Spanish Ginny Weasley Playing Strip Quidditch, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #196 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Never You Mind What I’m Wearing. How Did You Get This Number?, 1885 Oil on canvas