MASTERPIECE #854 Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish Paris Judging the Finals of a Wet Gossamer Scarf Contest, 1638 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #790 Eugene Delacroix, French Nude Model Suddenly Regretting Not Having Spray Tanned First, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #777 Jacques-Louis David, French Dang Model Turning Away To Sneeze Right When I Was Painting His Face, 1780 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #747 Michiel Sweerts, Southern Netherlandish Things Getting Weird at Last Night’s GOP Debate, 1648 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #738 Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French Lindsay Lohan in Playboy (Pre-Airbrushing), 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #727 Edward Poynter, English Sea Nymph Cursing AT&T for Her Crappy Shell Reception, 1914 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #722 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French Shoppers Checking Out the Columbus Day Deals at $lave-Mart, 1866 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #692 Francois Boucher, French Diana Asking Girlfriend If She Thinks She’s Got Cankles, 1742 Oil on canvas