A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016) Charles Edouard Boutibonne, French The U.S. Synchronized Swimming Team, Getting Frustrated With Megan’s Drinking Before Practice, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1752 Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1722 Herbert James Draper, British “Luckily He’s Perfectly Fine, But I Can’t Believe Amazon Didn’t Send This In Bubble Wrap,” 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1699 William Etty, British “Dude! What Part of ‘Tie on the Doorknob’ Did You Not Understand?,” 1820 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1698 Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1674 Louis-Philippe CrĂ©pin, French King Louis XIII Leading His Court’s Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training, 1814 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1659 Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, German Baritone Skipping Barbershop Quartet Rehearsal to Work on His Tan, 1909 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1658 Johann Christoph Fesel, German Cops Breaking Up a Free the Nipple Protest, 1801 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1656 Eugene de Blaas, Italian “Umm… Honey? That Photo I Texted Was Supposed To Be Private,” 1901Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1636 Katy Schneider, American “Hey, Don’t Look At Me. BeyoncĂ© Started It,” 1995 Oil on panel