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MASTERPIECE #2430

Johann Erdmann Hummel, German

“Back Off, B*tch. You’re Stepping On My Solo,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Joseph Karl Stieler, German

Beethoven Trying To Decide Whether To Go With “Ba-Ba-Ba-BUM” or “Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow,” 1820

Oil on canvas

Circle of Sir Edward John Poynter, British

“Coral Blue Yeezy 451’s in a 12 1/2? That’s a Tough One, But Let Me See What I’ve Got in the Back,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jan Lodewijk Jonxis, Dutch

“That Was Great. But the Lyrics Are ‘There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise’ — NOT ‘There’s a Bathroom on the Right,'” 1825

Oil on panel

John George Brown, American

After Humping His Harp To Their 14th Street Corner of the Day, Elliot Wondered If It Was Too Late To Take Up the Kazoo, 1874

Oil on canvas

Thomas Reynolds Lamont, Scottish

Just Seconds Into Their Set, the Guys Could Sense Something Was Off. Yep, They Needed More Cowbell, 1880

Oil on canvas

Thomas Wilmer Dewing, American

Paganini’s Less-Famous Cousin, Paga-na-na’s, 1877

Oil on panel

Edgar Degas, French

The Cover of This Month’s Issue of “Bassoon Aficionado,” ca. 1870

Oil on canvas

John Maler Collier, English

The Original Chicken Dance (Chicken Not Pictured), 1903

Oil on canvas

René-Xavier Prinet, French

Playing Bach’s Sonata For Violin, Piano, and Condom, 1901

Oil on canvas