MASTERPIECE #209 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French “So You Think You Can Play In A Jug Band” Audition, 1886 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #119 Hipolit Lipinski, Polish Hurdy-Gurdy Player Catching Testicles in Crankshaft Mechanism, 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #45 Guercino Visione, Italian Douchebag Blowing Trumpet at 4 in the Morning, 1629 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #17 Cesar van Everdingen, Dutch Playboy’s Women of the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra Issue, 1650 Oil on canvas