Murder – Page 2 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1694

Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish

“Wait! Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who’s at the Door. I’m Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon,” 1819

Oil on canvas

Vincenzo Camuccini, Italian

Roman Senators Throwing Caesar a Surprise Retirement Party, 1804

Oil on canvas

William Powell Frith, English

“Now Remember: It’s 100 Points For Cromwell, 500 For Thomas More, and 1000 For That Skank Boleyn,” 1903

Oil on canvas

Hermenegildo Miralles, Spanish

“Thanks Everybody, But I Think We Got This,” 1910

Medium unknown

Lazzaro Pisani, Maltese

Cain, Wondering if He Should Take Abel’s Wallet to Make it Look Like a Robbery, 1885

Oil on canvas

Frank Dicksee, British

“Damn, This is Going Too Fast. Usually the Men I See Don’t Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date,” 1885

Oil on canvas

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

How the Finnish Do Drive-Bys, 1877

Oil on canvas

Antonio Gisbert, Spanish

Spanish Prisoner Refusing to Apologize for Calling Queen Elizabeth a Butterface, 1860

Oil on canvas

Antonio Gisbert, Spanish

What Happens to the Oscar Winners Who Forget to Thank Their Wives Tonight, 1888

Oil on canvas

Dirck Bouts, Netherlandish

The Countess of Burgundy’s Subtle Way of Announcing Her Wedding is Off, 1460

Oil on wood