Édouard Manet, French
“Sorry, Sweetheart. They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore. How’s Your Standing Broad Jump?,” 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1845
Category: Mothers
MASTERPIECE #1803
Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss
Nanny Wondering What’s the Polite Way To Ask Your Boss If She’s Familiar With the Concept of a Robe, 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1764
Marie-Joséphine-Angélique Mongez, French
“Okay, I Gotta Go To Work. What Time Am I Picking Him Up From Deity Care Again?,” 1841
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1745
Eduard Ihlée, German
When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend’s Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1735
Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German
Portrait of a Woman Breastfeeding While Everyone Else Desperately Tries To Look Busy, 1837
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1733
Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch
“Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule: No Sex Tape Until the Third Date,” 1838
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1723
Louis Hersent, French
France’s Queen Maria Amalia and Sons, Moments Before the Tragic Meteor Strike, 1835
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1707
Anna Kirstine Ancher, Danish
The Artist’s Mother, Working On Her “I’m Not Angry, Just Disappointed” Face, 1913
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1689
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German
“I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing. He Says If There’s Not an Option for ‘Having a Supreme Being’s Child By Virgin Birth,’ You Should Just Say ‘It’s Complicated,'” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1667
Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French
How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808
Oil on canvas