MASTERPIECE #1352 Ford Madox Brown, English Husband Attempting to Explain “Asian Massage” Charge on Visa Bill, 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1340 Josef Huttary, CzechWhat Santa Does for Money the Other 364 Days a Year, 1887 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1309 Ralph Hedley, English Sculptor Pretty Sure He’s Going to Lose His Security Deposit For This, 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1307 Walter Dendy Sadler, EnglishBunch of Priests Running Up the Pope’s Credit Card at the Vatican City Red Lobster Last Night, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1283 William Henry Midwood, British “Relax. I’m Not Saying We SHOULD Trade Her For a New Plow. I’m Just Saying We Should Consider It,” 1875 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1272 Konstantin Makovsky, Russian Leo Tolstoy, Just Doing a Little Modeling Until the “War and Peace” Royalty Checks Arrive, 1858 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1236 Willard Metcalf, American “Gemini: You’ll Enjoy an Unexpected Financial Windfall and Some Freaky Stuff in the Sack,” 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1191 Jan Matejko, Polish “It Seems a Nigerian Dictator Has Died, and His Widow Needs My Help Getting His Money Out of the Country,” 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1178 James Tissot, French Enterprising Street Urchin Making Fart Noises for Tips, 1862 Oil on canvas