Johann Anton Alban Ramboux, German
Billy Bob Thornton Wondering How the F#%k Harry Connick Jr. Ever Talked Him Into Joining a Monastery, 1822
Oil on canvas
Category: Mature Language
MASTERPIECE #724
Charles Sprague Pearce, American
Second Little Pig’s Personal Assistant Vowing to Quit This Piece of S#%! Job, 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #719
James Tissot, French
Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #709
Angelo Bronzino, Italian
Young Man Wondering Where the F He Put His Bookmark, 1540
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #697
Joseph-Désiré Court, French
Annoyed Girl Seriously Considering Strangling That Dang Parakeet, 1844
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #624
William Holman Hunt, English
Mary’s Boyfriend Getting Cock-Blocked By Her Little Lamb, 1851
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #576
Quentin Matsys, Flemish
Woman Pretending to Give a Rat’s A$% About Husband’s Stupid Coin Collection, 1514
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #34
Joachim Luhn, German
Group Reacting to Total Stranger Shouting, “Hey, Assholes!,” 1700
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #556
Francesco Hayez, Italian
Samson, Realizing That PETA’s Going to Have His Ass for This One, 1842
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #274
Edgar Degas, French
My A-Hole Roommate, Refusing To Clean Up His Crap, 1879
Oil on canvas