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MASTERPIECE #1552

Julian Ashton, English-Australian

“Damn It, No Gold AGAIN! I Wonder if There’s a Number for Tech Support on the Back,” 1889

Oil on canvas on hardboard

Émile Bernard, French

“It’s Your Call: Lie There and Cry Like a Spoiled Baby, Or Go Get Your Own F***ing Towel,” 1887

Oil on canvas

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Napoleon, Pissed That His Crew Keeps Calling Him “Bonerfarte,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Hans Dahl, Norwegian

Ass, Gas, or Grass — No One Rides For Free, 1878

Oil on canvas

Christen Kobke, Danish

The A-Hole Who Broke the Antenna Off My Camry, 1830

Oil on canvas

Leon Bonnat, French

Arab Cursing Son For Not Picking Up His Damn Legos, 1884

Oil on canvas

Sir Joshua Reynolds, British

Stage Actor Wondering What A**hole Didn’t Turn Off His Cell Phone, 1748

Oil on canvas

Edmund Leighton, English

“Game of Thrones” Extras, Bored Sh*tless, 1922

Oil on canvas

Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

Young Girl Realizing Her Dad’s Gonna Sh*# When He Sees Her Visa Bill, 1650

Oil on panel