Alexandre Cabanel, French
Rachel Was Freaking Out. Not Only Had Seth Just Dumped Her, the Jerk Did It By Ancient Text, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1999
Category: Mature Language
MASTERPIECE #1978
Edmund Blair Leighton, British
Hannah’s Dad, Acting Like He’s Never Heard a Cardi B Song Before, 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1965
Théophile Emmanuel Duverger, French
“It’s Okay, Girls. But I Think We’ve All Learned a Lesson About Name-Calling Today. Where Did You Ever Hear of a Word Like ‘Feckless’ Anyway?,” Before 1886
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1910
John George Brown, American
“Dude, I Swear. If You Sing ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’ One More Time, I’m Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1905
Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch
“Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat’s Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake. Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With,” Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1826
Francisco de Goya, Spanish
Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
“Where the Hell is That Drawbridge Repairman? They Said Between 8 and Noon,” 1916
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1668
Marie-Gabrielle Capet, French
“Psst. I’ll Give You Fifty Bucks If You Paint ‘Douche Nozzle’ Across His Forehead,” 1808
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1648
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, American
Oscars Seat Filler Busting Her Ass in Final Week of Training, 1871
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1632
Laurits Tuxen, Danish
“You Want to Take This Outside, Mr. Ambassador? Or Are You Just Going to Sit There Like a Little Bitch?,” 1906
Oil on canvas