MASTERPIECE #1422 Nicolaes Maes, Dutch “Um, Would It Be a Problem If My Mistress Joined Us in the Painting?,” 1660 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1395 Antonio Gisbert, Spanish What Happens to the Oscar Winners Who Forget to Thank Their Wives Tonight, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1393 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch Roman Couple Taking a Pic With Their iPhone’s Self-Timer, 1870 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1371 Dirck Bouts, Netherlandish The Countess of Burgundy’s Subtle Way of Announcing Her Wedding is Off, 1460 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1375 Fyodor Bronnikov, Russian “What Were You Thinking, You Idiot? The Maid Doesn’t Come Until Friday,” 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1360 Leopold Graf von Kalckreuth, German Back When Couples Had to Knit Their Own Condoms, 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1352 Ford Madox Brown, English Husband Attempting to Explain “Asian Massage” Charge on Visa Bill, 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1343 Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Will You Make Me the Happiest Man in the World…and Ask Your Mom if She’s Going to Finish Those Grapes?,” 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1316 John Atkinson Grimshaw, British Suitor With Bad Knees Proposing From Prone Position, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1310 George Dunlop Leslie, English“Marry Me, or I Start Dropping Fishbowls. Your Call,” 1882 Oil on canvas