MASTERPIECE #1905 Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch “Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat’s Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake. Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With,” Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1590 Manuel Cusà i Ferret, Catalan Pentecostal Housewife Attempting to Heal Her Broken Stove, 1896 Oil on canvas