MASTERPIECE #1907 Jules Breton, French At 13, Becky Was at a Career Crossroads: Should She Continue To Be Exploited For Farm Labor, or Transition To Being Exploited For Factory Labor?, 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1888 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1886 Emile Claus, Belgian“Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going. I Mean, Let’s Face It — I’m Not 7 Years Old Anymore,” Before 1924 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2014) Seymour Joseph Guy, American Sally, About to Teach Billy He Called the Wrong Kid “Doodyface,” 1865 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010) Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German World’s First Drive-Thru Adoption Agency, 1858 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016) Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian Santa Claus, Wondering if He Can Claim the Elves as Dependents, 1480 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1849 Émile Pierre Metzmacher, French Toddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price’s “My First Child Safety Hazard”â„¢, 1878 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1845 Édouard Manet, French “Sorry, Sweetheart. They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore. How’s Your Standing Broad Jump?,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1812 Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British Satan Working Children’s Parties Before Landing the Underworld Gig, 1868 Oil on canvas