“All the Kids at School Say I Don’t Really Exist and That We’re All Just Characters in One of Og Isstane’s Minor Works. Who’s Og Isstane?,” Date Unknown
Max Liebermann, German ‘ Sure, Being a New Mom Had Been a Little More Stressful Than Kate Had Expected, But All Things Considered She Thought She Looked Pretty Good for 35, 1919
When the Other Girls Discovered the Note From Her Secret Admirer, Felicity’s Face Turned Bright Red. Or Maybe That Was Just a Rash From the Burlap, 1905
“It’s Called a ‘Clock,’ Honey. It’s What People Use To Tell Time When Their Phone Battery’s Dead, Their Cable Box Is Off, and They Can’t See the Microwave,” 1881