MASTERPIECE #1218 Georgios Jakobides, Greek Scene From Next Week’s “Doogie Howser, D.D.S.,” 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1216 Anne Francois Louis Janmot, French “Yeah, I Thought Those Berries Looked a Little Iffy. I’ll Go Get You Something to Barf In,” 1854 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1201 Konstantin Makovsky, Russian The Bagpiper’s Son (Really Starting to Wish That His Mom Had Gotten Custody), 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1178 James Tissot, French Enterprising Street Urchin Making Fart Noises for Tips, 1862 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1169 Elizabeth Jane Gardner Bouguereau, American Stumbling Upon a Meth Lab in the Woods, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1168 Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English Children Reading the Sports Section To Their Father in the Bathroom, 1882 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1153 Christina Robertson, Scottish Portrait of Children in a Single-Parrot Family, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1146 Emile Munier, French CCLS (Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome): Know the Warning Signs, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1136 Leon Bonnat, French Arab Cursing Son For Not Picking Up His Damn Legos, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1088 Seymour Joseph Guy, American Our Psycho Ex-Babysitter Who Read the Kids “Cujo,” 1876 Oil on canvas