Jesus – Page 4 – THAT IS PRICELESS

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a “Whatever,” 1834

Oil on canvas

Simone Martini, Italian

Jesus Doing Rounds as a First-Year Medical Resident, 1322

Fresco

Angelo Bronzino, Italian

Jesus Rehearsing for “Dancing With the Stars,” 1561

Oil on canvas

Adam Elsheimer, German

Jesus’s No-Good Brother Dwayne, Still Living in the Basement at 40, 1600

Oil on panel

Gerard David, Netherlandish

Jesus on a Conference Call, 1490

Oil on canvas

Jan van Eyck, Flemish

Still From “Happy Birthday, Jesus!” Stop-Motion Christmas Special, 1436

Oil on wood

Johann Friedrich Overbeck, German

Jesus Promising Sick Girl He’ll Hit a Home Run For Her Today, 1815

Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor

Abraham Janssens, Flemish

Jesus In A Rush To Go Plant His Tomatoes, 1650

Oil on canvas

Albrecht Durer, German

Jesus Wearing the New Pajamas His Mom Gave Him (For the First and Last Time), 1498

Oil on wood

Peter von Cornelius, German

The Three Marys Trying to Talk Their Way Past the Bouncer at Jesus’ Tomb, 1822

Oil on canvas