Jesus – Page 3 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #905

Joan de Joanes, Spanish

Jesus Flipping the Communion Wafer To See Who Has to Wash the Dishes, 1576

Oil on wood

Bartolome Esteban Murillo, Spanish

The Christ Child Bringing Bagels to Work, 1678

Oil on canvas

Antonello da Messina, Italian

Jesus Telling Barista to Make That TWO Double Shot Iced Caramel Macchiatios, 1465

Oil on wood

Ivan Makarov, Russian

Jesus Stumping for Romney in Ohio, 1889

Oil on canvas

Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Jesus and Saint Cleophas Finishing a Duet of “My Way,” 1600

Oil on canvas

Friedrich Overbeck, German

Jesus, Now Realizing They Were Being Literal About the Blind Date Thing, 1815

Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor

Peter von Cornelius, German

Jesus Telling Groupies He’s Flattered, But He Has a Girlfriend, 1813

Oil on canvas

Guercino, Italian

Jesus Asking Woman How Much She Paid for Her Passat, 1640

Oil on canvas

Paolo Veronese, Italian

Struggling Actress Begging Jesus for a Boob Job, 1570

Oil on canvas

James Tissot, French

Jesus Taking Off In His Hot-Air Balloon, 1895

Oil on canvas