MASTERPIECE #513 Édouard Manet, French Waitress Spotting Creep Who Grabbed Her Ass Last Time, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #459 Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch Those Jerks Who Stole the Board With Today’s Specials, 1653 Oil on canvas on panel
MASTERPIECE #381 Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American Cleopatra Chucking Servant’s Sack Lunch in the Nile, Just to be a Bitch, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #308 Edmund Blair Leighton, English Harpist Turning Woman Off With Crude Reference to his “Big Instrument,” 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #282 Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish Local News Reporter Bugging Jesus for a Quote, 1639 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #276 Giuseppe Maria Crespi, Italian Bishop Giordano, Violating the Terms of his Probation, 1712 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #274 Edgar Degas, French My A-Hole Roommate, Refusing To Clean Up His Crap, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #190 Charles Willson Peale, American Sir David Rittenhouse, Right About the Time His Neighbor Gets in Her Hot Tub, 1796 Oil on canvas