Jerks – Page 7 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1110

Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American

King Spartheos of Assyria, Apparently Not a Cat Person, 1878

Oil on canvas

Pieter van Laer, Dutch

Grand Wizards Sightseeing in Amsterdam, 1635

Oil on canvas

Paul Cezanne, French

Charles Manson in Corcoran State Prison Production of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears,” 1868

Oil on canvas

Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Count Pozzo di Borgo and the Coat He Wears Just to Annoy PETA, 1849

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765

Oil on canvas

Artemisia Gentileschi, Italian

Jerk Purposely Spoiling “Two and a Half Men” Finale for Woman Who DVR’d It, 1610

Oil on canvas

Emile Friant, French

Man Reacting to Other Table’s Taunts of “Nice Hat!,” 1889

Oil on canvas

Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Mars, Before the Anger Management Classes, 1607

Oil on canvas

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Homeowner Politely Suggesting That You Sell Your Girl Scout Cookies Elsewhere, 1675

Oil on canvas

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Never You Mind What I’m Wearing. How Did You Get This Number?, 1885

Oil on canvas