Hubert Vos, Dutch-American
Enrique, Wondering What Prankster Put His Guitar in the Dryer, 1898
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1421 (4/1/16)
Category: Jerks
MASTERPIECE #1784
Friedrich Horschelt, German
When Your Neighbors’ Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2459
Joseph Caraud, French
“So What Do You Think of My Work? And Remember, Try To Be Vaguely Complimentary While Also Annoyingly Patronizing,” Before 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2429
Alfred Elmore, British
“Sorry, I WOULD Help You With That, But I Threw Out My Back Lifting a Giant Turkey Leg at Lunch,” ca. 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2365
Guercino, Italian
“You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You’re At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It’s Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It,” 1637
Oil on canvas
FROM THE PRICELESS BEST OF THE DECADE COLLECTION (2017)
Berthold Woltze, German
Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” Or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874
Oil on canvas
FROM THE PRICELESS BEST OF THE DECADE COLLECTION (2010)
Hieronymus Bosch, Dutch
Greedy Tin Man Trying To Also Get a Brain, 1488
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2331
Luigi Bianchi, Italian
Brent Had Never Had Much Luck on the Dating Scene, Due To His Annoying Habit of Talking Down To Women, 1861
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2296
William Powell Frith, English
“Hey, Good-Lookin’ — Can I Interest You in a One-Knight Stand? Get It? Because I’m a Knight? . . . Hello?,” 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2199
Sigmund Eggert, German
“You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878
Oil on wood