Emil Zschimmer, German
“Last Warning. I Catch You in My Blueberry Patch Again, I Take a Pinkie,” 1900
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1647
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011)
Pieter de Hooch, Dutch
We’re Gonna Go Hit the Bars. You In?, 1663
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1586
Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American
“Your People are Welcome to Keep the Leftovers. And By Leftovers, I Mean South Dakota and New Mexico,” 1915
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1569
Il Guercino, Italian
“Sorry Kids, We Just Ran Out of Candy — But Here, Take One of These,” 1637
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1559
Eliseu Visconti, Brazilian
“I’m Sorry, I Don’t See the Problem. You Said It Was Casual Friday,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1555
Feodor Platonov, Russian
“Sorry — Pardon the Burp. Guess I Slammed that Mountain Dew Too Fast,” 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1554
Jean-Honoré Fragonard, French
“Hey — Watch It, Donald. You’re Never Going to Get Anywhere in This World if You Treat Women Like That,” 1760
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1549
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
Siamese Twins Secretly Reading the Bearded Lady’s Diary, 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1529
Félix-Henri Giacomotti, French
“My Word, Ladies! I Heard That From Down the Hall! Which of You Just Ripped One?,” 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1524
Robert Harris, Canadian
“I’m Sorry, Dennis. Would You Mind Repeating That Comment About My ‘Sweet Rack’? I Want to Make Sure I Have it Right for my Sexual Harassment Suit,” 1885
Oil on canvas