Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“You Think If I Shoved Him Over the Wall Right Now He’d Actually Drown, Or Just Take the Hint?,” 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2095
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
MASTERPIECE #2076
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
The New Governess, Making Sure She’s Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2073
James Collinson, English
“Dearest Eric: Due To That Incident With the Cat, You Are Hereby Notified That You’ve Been Traded To the Millers For One Winter’s Worth of Firewood and a Plow Mule. You’ll Find Your Bags Packed Upstairs,” 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2069
Louis Moeller, American
“I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2050
François-Louis Dejuinne, French
“Tell You What, Gentlemen. Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don’t You Take Your Tops Off?,” 1821
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2041
John MacLaren Barclay, British
“B*tch, I Know You Stole My Hat. What the F? Signed, Yankee Doodle,” 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2038
George Sheridan Knowles, British
“Sir, the Lab Results Came Back. The Good News Is This Gentleman IS the Baby’s Father. The Bad News Is He’s Also Its Uncle, If You Get My Drift,” 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1990
Margaret Deborah Cookesley, English
Caroline’s Main Problem With Playing Solitaire Was That She Wasn’t a Very Good Loser, 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1988
Lovis Corinth, German
Why I Stopped Serving Booze at My 4th of July Barbecues, 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1972
Philipp Sporrer, German
Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870
Oil on canvas