Roger de la Fresnaye, French
Man Wondering If That Photo He Just Uploaded Violates LinkedIn’s Terms of Service, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2332
Category: Inappropriate Behavior
MASTERPIECE #2324
Walter Dendy Sadler, English
“Gentlemen, Please — You Know Very Well That’s Not Allowed. Now Get Back Inside the Rehab Clinic,” ca. 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2320
Henry Gillard Glindoni, English
Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2298
Moritz Stifter, Austrian
“Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?,” 1889
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2199
Sigmund Eggert, German
“You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2173
Hugo Salmson, Swedish
“Care To Explain Why Your Wedding Ring Was in Your Coat Pocket? And Who, Pray Tell, Is strumpet89@hotmail.com?”
1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2172
Anselm Feuerbach, German
Penelope Briefly Considered Telling Edith About the Rattlesnake Behind Her, But Then, Edith HAD Been Kind of Annoying Lately, 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2168
Carl Steffeck, German
“Honey, When You Bought the Horse We Agreed You Wouldn’t Ride It in the House. If He Pooped in the Elevator Again, It’s All Yours,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166
Auguste Toulmouche, French
“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2165
Leonardo Gasser, Italian
Oh No, Jerome Was Doing It Again. You Know That Weird Thing Where He Smells People’s Fingers?, 1866
Oil on canvas