Inappropriate Behavior – Page 3

MASTERPIECE #2350

Alfons Viñals i Roig, Spanish

Santa Taking the Edge Off Before Telling Mrs. Claus He’s Screwing the Tooth Fairy, 1880

Oil on canvas

John George Brown, American

“Hey Fellas! Look What We Got Here! One of Them Chowderheads Who Reads ‘That Is Priceless!’ C’mon, Let’s Steal Their Wallet!,” 1877

Oil on canvas

Roger de la Fresnaye, French

Man Wondering If That Photo He Just Uploaded Violates LinkedIn’s Terms of Service, ca. 1910

Oil on canvas

Walter Dendy Sadler, English

“Gentlemen, Please — You Know Very Well That’s Not Allowed. Now Get Back Inside the Rehab Clinic,” ca. 1889

Oil on canvas

Henry Gillard Glindoni, English

Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Moritz Stifter, Austrian

“Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?,” 1889

Oil on wood

Sigmund Eggert, German

“You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878

Oil on wood

Hugo Salmson, Swedish

“Care To Explain Why Your Wedding Ring Was in Your Coat Pocket? And Who, Pray Tell, Is strumpet89@hotmail.com?”
1865

Oil on canvas

Anselm Feuerbach, German

Penelope Briefly Considered Telling Edith About the Rattlesnake Behind Her, But Then, Edith HAD Been Kind of Annoying Lately, 1867

Oil on canvas

Carl Steffeck, German

“Honey, When You Bought the Horse We Agreed You Wouldn’t Ride It in the House. If He Pooped in the Elevator Again, It’s All Yours,” 1865

Oil on canvas