MASTERPIECE #1007 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Orestes Pursued By the Furies (After Leaving the Toilet Seat Up), 1862 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #965 Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French The Muse of Poetry, Not Looking Forward to Re-Caulking Her Tub, 1845 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #934 Frans Hals, Dutch Saint John the Evangelist, Really Wishing The Renters Would Oil Their Bedsprings, 1625 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #895 Suzuki Harunobu, Japanese Women Totally Confused By the Instructions for Their New Swiffer Mop, 1750 Paper
MASTERPIECE #833 Sir Thomas Lawrence, English Queen Charlotte Thinking How Much She’d Love To Be In Her Sweatpants Right Now, 1789 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #819 Henri-Francois Riesener, French Young Lady Realizing Too Late the Dog Needed a Walk, 1818 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #717 Edward Poynter, English Father Repelling Son’s Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #712 Jacques-Louis David, French Monsieur Lavoisier, Wondering if His Wife’s Planning to Just Hover There All Night, 1788 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #682 Adam Elsheimer, German Jesus’s No-Good Brother Dwayne, Still Living in the Basement at 40, 1600 Oil on panel