Shoot. That Was Probably the Domino’s Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn’t Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty. Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891
Adolf von Schallberg, Austrian “Sorry, Adolf. I Didn’t Notice This Pile of Dirty Laundry Behind Me Until Just Now. Plus I’m Standing Weird. Can We Please Start Over?”, 1860