MASTERPIECE #1066 Francesco Beda, Italian British Admiral Wondering If He’s Got the Balls to Wear White After Labor Day, 1880 Oil on wood panel
MASTERPIECE #1009 Jean-Baptiste Huet, French Easter Bunny Sleeping Off Annual Pre-Holiday Bender, 1784 Watercolor, graphite and ink on paper
MASTERPIECE #957 El Greco, Spanish The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #956 Luigi Ademollo, Italian Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #955 Viggo Johansen, Danish O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #952 Otto van Veen, Southern Netherlandish The Artist’s Family, Getting a Little Tired of Posing for the Christmas Card, 1584 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #939 Jean Benner, French “Sorry, Folks. Costco Was Out Of Turkeys, So I Had To Improvise,” 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #920 Paul Cezanne, French This Year’s Hot Halloween Costume: Walter White, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #899 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Santa Hat, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #886 Jacques-Louis David, French French Aristocrat Separating Mistresses Into “Naughty” and “Nice,” 1795 Oil on canvas