MASTERPIECE #1351 Ilya Repin, Russian “Stop, You Idiot! I Need That Thing for the Turkey!,” 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1182 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Frisian Discontinued Easter Tradition: Semi-Nude Egg Juggling, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1172 Ferdinand von Rayski, German Angry Leprechaun Fixing to Kill the Son of a B*tch Who Stole His Buckle Hat, 1850 Oil on canvas
FROM THE ARCHIVES: MASTERPIECE #123 Pedro Americo, BrazilianHappy Valentine’s Day from Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1149 Leon Bazile Perrault, French Cupid Practicing for the Big Day by Shooting at Squirrels, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1117 Alexandre Antigna, French Reaction to Santa Exposing Himself on Front Lawn, 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1108 Ernest Meissonier, French Santa Claus, Pissed That His Naughty and Nice Spreadsheet Software Keeps Crashing, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1107 Gustave Caillebotte, French The Artist’s Wife, Suddenly Discovering Where That Third Helping of Pumpkin Pie Went, 1873 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1105 Laura Knight, British Wrangling the Atom Bomb Float at the Los Alamos Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1943 Oil on canvas