MASTERPIECE #1677 Charles Robert Leslie, English “Don’t Feel Bad, Todd. Aristotle Got Me With the Saran Wrap on the Toilet Seat Too,” 1812 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1676 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish Revelers Celebrating National Arson Day, 1807 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1666 Alessandro Turchi (called Orbetto), Italian David, Upon Being Told You’re Actually Just Supposed to Pinch Someone For Not Wearing Green, 17th century Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1640 Artist Unknown “Um, Excuse Me, Abraham. You’re Leading Again,” 1865 Rendering based on albumen silver print
MASTERPIECE #1609 Robert Breyer, German New Year’s Fun Fact #17: How They Lower the Ball in Times Square, 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1608 José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese “Troubling News From the Border, Sire. They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa’s Sleigh, and Now He’s Being Held for Questioning,” 1899 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010) Henri Fantin-Latour, French Holiday Rush at the Sears Portrait Studio, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1604 Artist Unknown “You Might Want to Stay Away From Santa Today, Rudolph. He Just Found Out His Naughty & Nice List Was Hacked By the Russians,” Date Unknown Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1586 Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American “Your People are Welcome to Keep the Leftovers. And By Leftovers, I Mean South Dakota and New Mexico,” 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1569 Il Guercino, Italian “Sorry Kids, We Just Ran Out of Candy — But Here, Take One of These,” 1637 Oil on canvas