MASTERPIECE #1886 Emile Claus, Belgian“Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going. I Mean, Let’s Face It — I’m Not 7 Years Old Anymore,” Before 1924 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1866 Gustav Holweg-Glantschnigg, Austrian This Valentine’s Day, Robert Downey, Jr. IS…”The Gondolier,” 1882 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1851 Artist Unknown “Yeah? And Why Do You Think Rudolph’s Nose Is So Bright In the First Place? I’m Telling You — He’s Illuminati.” Late 19th century Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1849 Émile Pierre Metzmacher, French Toddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price’s “My First Child Safety Hazard”â„¢, 1878 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1838 Julius Arthur Thiele, German “Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1831 N.C. Wyeth, American “Now Before I Serve the Second Course, Does Anyone Have Any Maize Allergies?,” 1940 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1815 Jehan Georges Vibert, French Wondering If It’s a Faux Pas To Wear Pumpkin After Halloween, Before 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1743 Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American “This Is Good, Tom. But Just To Be Safe, I Think Only Congress Should Have the Power To Declare a Twitter War,” 1819 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1687 Henry Herbert La Thangue, English That Year the Easter Bunny Didn’t Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901 Oil on canvas