Albert Anker, Swiss
“Actually, Kids, Since Your Mother Used To Sleep Around a Bit, I’d Prefer To Call It ‘Most-Likely-But-Not-Conclusively-Your-Father’s Day,'” 1884
Oil on canvas
Albert Anker, Swiss
“Actually, Kids, Since Your Mother Used To Sleep Around a Bit, I’d Prefer To Call It ‘Most-Likely-But-Not-Conclusively-Your-Father’s Day,'” 1884
Oil on canvas
James Clark, English
“Merry Christmas, Everyone! I Made My Special Unidentifiable Brown Thing. Dig In!,” 1902
Oil on canvas
Alfred Émile Léopold Stevens, Belgian
“Yeah, I Think You Overdid It With the Stuffing, Sis. If You Need to Hurl, I’ll Hold Your Hair,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
“Will You Be My Valentine? I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?,” 1919
Oil on panel
Albert Anker, Swiss
Santa’s Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar “Nice List”-Fixing Scheme, 1874
Oil on canvas
Hubert Vos, Dutch-American
Enrique, Wondering What Prankster Put His Guitar in the Dryer, 1898
Oil on canvas
Ernst Stöhr, Austrian
“Sorry, Honey. This Was Supposed To Be Your Big Valentine’s Day Surprise, But Then Your Mother Decided To Drop By,” 1907
Oil on canvas