THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2223 (6/14/19) Albert Anker, Swiss“Actually, Kids, Since Your Mother Used To Sleep Around a Bit, I’d Prefer To Call It ‘Most-Likely-But-Not-Conclusively-Your-Father’s Day,'” 1884 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1854 (12/25/17) James Clark, English “Merry Christmas, Everyone! I Made My Special Unidentifiable Brown Thing. Dig In!,” 1902 Oil on canvas
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2086 (11/21/18) Alfred Émile Léopold Stevens, Belgian “Yeah, I Think You Overdid It With the Stuffing, Sis. If You Need to Hurl, I’ll Hold Your Hair,” 1874 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1384 (2/14/16) Edmund Blair Leighton, English“Will You Be My Valentine? I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?,” 1919 Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1842 (12/8/17) Albert Anker, Swiss Santa’s Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar “Nice List”-Fixing Scheme, 1874 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #700 (10/24/11) Workshop of Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French The Duke of Orleans, Going as Princess Leia for Halloween This Year, 1842 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1421 (4/1/16) Hubert Vos, Dutch-American Enrique, Wondering What Prankster Put His Guitar in the Dryer, 1898 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #797 (3/17/12) Francesco Hayez, Italian The Actual Erin in “Erin Go Bragh-less,” 1850 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1641 (2/14/17) Ernst Stöhr, Austrian“Sorry, Honey. This Was Supposed To Be Your Big Valentine’s Day Surprise, But Then Your Mother Decided To Drop By,” 1907 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1372 (12/24/15) Jose Antonio da Cunha Couto, Brazilian The Guys in Santa’s Travel Department Mapping Out His Pee Breaks, 1892 Oil on canvas