Albert Anker, Swiss “Actually, Kids, Since Your Mother Used To Sleep Around a Bit, I’d Prefer To Call It ‘Most-Likely-But-Not-Conclusively-Your-Father’s Day,'” 1884
“Betsy, When I Said ‘Stripes,’ I Didn’t Mean HORIZONTAL Stripes. Ugh. And Is the Background For Those Stars…DENIM? I’m Going To Be Physically Ill. This Isn’t a Flag. This Is a Star-Spangled Dumpster Fire,” 1917