MASTERPIECE #1162 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French I Guess Now We Know Who Brought the Athlete’s Foot Into the Gym, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #469 Dieric Bouts, Netherlandish How St. Hippolytus Went From 5′ 10″ to 6′ 8″, 1470 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #407 Gabriel Metsu, Dutch Anna Making Her Famous Cinnamon Apple-Rabbit Muffins, 1660 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #389 Charles Francois Jalabert, French Bob and Suzanne, That Couple That Never Bathes, 1842 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #145 Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French Mommy and Me Class at the Toxic Waste Dump, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #110 Aert de Gelder, Dutch Lady Anne of Cornwall, First Recorded Victim of “The Booger Flick,” 1685 Oil on canvas