“‘Dolores May Have Been 85, But She Had the Body of a 75-Year-Old, and She Knew How To Use It…’ Um, Are You Sure I Should Be Reading This, Grandpa?,” 1893
Rudolf Karl Gottfried Geissler, German “You Children Don’t Know How Good You Have It. When I Was Your Age, We Had No Cars, No Modern Medicine, and Tweets Could Only Be 140 Characters Long,”1866