MASTERPIECE #2092 Eugene von Blaas, Italian “Yes, I Know He’s Totally Hot. But I Have a Rule Against Dating Guys I Meet in Paintings,” 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2017 Sir Lawrence Alma Tadema, Dutch-English It Always Made Beth Uncomfortable When Kirsten Overshared About Her Bladder Infections, 1902 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1752 Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1603 Eugene de Blaas, Italian“Just So You Know, I Hear He’s Into Weird Foot Stuff. But Hey, If That’s Not a Dealbreaker For You…,” 1898 Oil on canvas